Wednesday, March 16, 2011



So I was kickin' it with my girl Claud tonight and we were discussing her desire to learn how to play golf. I love golf. Were going to start playing together. I'm really terrible, but were gonna be good. But it got me thinking, what is something that I want to do? I'll tell you what it is, I want to ride a stinking elephant. Not literally a stinking elephant, though I have a feeling they smell bad, but whatevs, not worried. But on the reals, riding an elephant would be AWESOME. I feel like if I were ever on top of an elephant, that's the moment when I would attain my boss status. Its like, yo, I'm on riding an elephant, just try and tell me what to do. Cause if this elephant wanted to, he could step on you.

So I've got this dream to ride an elephant, and I'm watching the bachelor on monday nights - yeah, the bachelor, i love it, WHASUP emily!?!- and then, Emily gets to ride an elephant!!! Jealous! But let's be real, if I had to watch someone else have that opportunity, it would be Emily. She might be the sweetest person in the world. Think of what job the sweetest person ever would have and that's a children's hospital event planner. Yep, that's Emily's job.

Anyways, back to my dreams. Riding an elephant=boss move. Who's ready to go to India with me and ride a painted elephant through a jungle like place??



  1. hmmm this sort of ties in to the fact that I want to go to the Amazon Rainforest!! But I don't think it has elephants. Can we still go, though? It has tons of other animals- jaguars, manatees, the amazon river dolphin!!!

  2. Heck yes, I'll play golf, ride a smelling-good elefante and... Kelly and I decided that 3 of us are going to JMU baseball games together. Sale sabrosas?!

  3. ahhhhhhhhhh i love emily! she would have a children's hospital event planning job. consider yourself followed.